SARCASM...

Minia si gelozia ca si dragostea...nu pot suporta sa-si piarda din vedere obiectivele lor.
Anger and jealousy can no more bear to lose sight of their objects than love.
-George Eliot
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Doar doua lucruri sint infinite: universul si prostia omeneasca…de prima nu-s asa sigur.
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
-Albert Einstein
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Suport forta bruta dar ratiunea bruta este de nesuportat. Folosirea ei pare cumva nedreapta. Loveste sub…intelect!
I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is hitting below the intellect.
-Oscar Wilde
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In tot ce priveste opinia reiese ca…adversarii nostrii sint nebuni.
In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.

-Oscar Wilde
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Mos Craciun are o idee buna: du-te in vizita la oameni odata pe an...
Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year.
-Victor Borge
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Citeodata am nevoie de ceva ce numai tu poti sa-mi dai: absenta ta!
Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.-Ashleigh Brilliant
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Totdeauna este cel mai intunecat chiar inainte de a fi absolut bezna...
It's always darkest before it turns absolutely pitch black.
-Paul Newman
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Calamitatile sint de doua feluri: nenorocul nostru si…norocul altora.
Calamities are of two kinds: misfortunes to ourselves, and good fortune to others.
-Ambrose Bierce
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Omul este singura vietuitoare care ramine in termeni de prietenie cu victimele pe care intentioneaza sa le manince…pina la …mincare.
Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them.
-Samuel Buttler