VORBA VINE...

Mersul la Biserica nu te face crestin, asa cum intratul intr-un garaj nu te face o masina…

Going to church does not make you a Christian anymore than going to the garage makes you a car
Laurence J. Peter

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Ia-ti viata in propriile miini si ia vezi ce se intimpla…un lucru teribil…nu mai ai pe cine sa invinuiesti.

Take your life into your own hands, and what happens. A terrible thing: no one to blame.
Erica Jong

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Treaba cu concursurile de sobolani este ca si daca cistigi…tot sobolan ramii!

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win you are still a rat!
Lily Tomlin

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Nu vreau sa devin imortal prin munca mea…vreau sa obtin imortalitatea prin faptul ca nu mor.

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.
Woody Allen

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Cindva am crezut in reincarnare…dar asta a fost cu mult timp in urma…intr-o alta viata.

I used to believe in reincarnation, but that was long ago, in another life.
Dave Schinbeckler

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Nu va puteti imagina cit de mult am muncit cind am fost …Dumnezeu.

You can't imagine the extra work I had when I was a God.
Hirohito, Emporer of Japan (1901-1989)

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Flatatul este ok…daca nu inhalezi.

Flattery is all right, if you don't inhale.
Adlai Stevenson

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Nu ma intereseaza sa fiu membru in nici o organizatie care ma accepta pe mine ca membru…

I don't care to belong to any organization that accepts me as a member
Groucho Marx in a letter of resignation sent to a Hollywood club.

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Citeodata esti parbrizul…alteori esti goanga…

Sometimes you're the windshield ... sometimes you're the bug!!
Mark Knopfler

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Manuscrisul tau este si bun si original, dar partea care este buna nu este originala si partea care este originala…nu-i buna de nimic.

Your manuscript is both good and original, but the part that is good is not original and the part that is original is not good.
Samuel Johnson (1709-1784)

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Problema cu viata traita in mare viteza este ca…te duce la capat in tare mare graba.

The trouble with life in the fast lane is that you get to the other end in an awful hurry.
John Jensen

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Carati-va, ma simt bine.(Ultimele cuvinte ale lui H.G.Wells)

Go away, I'm allright.
The last words of H.G. Wells

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Ori hirtia asta de pe perete dispare , ori eu plec…(Faimoase ultime cuvinte…)

Either this wallpaper goes or I do.
Famous last words

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Multumesc, dar am alte planuri…(Raspuns la …”Sa ai o zi buna!)

Thank you, but I have other plans.
Response to 'Have a nice day' suggested by Paul Fussel

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Ce frumoase haine ai imbracat…Am un umeras pe care s-ar potrivii perfect!

That's a great outfit you're wearing . . .
I have just the perfect hanger for it.