20 January 2012

DISTRACTIE DE PENSIONARI...

Cei care sint inca in cimpul muncii mai intreaba citeodata pe cei iesiti la pensie, ce fac ca sa-si faca viata interesanta. Iata mai jos un raspuns dat de un pensionar ...
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- Ce intrebare o mai fi si asta…De exemplu…eu si cu Mary ne-am dus ieri sa facem ceva cumparaturi. Cind am iesit din magazin am vazut un politai care scria un tichet de parcare. Ne-am dus linga el si eu i-am zis…
-N-ai gasit si tu o ocupatie mai serioasa…Ia fii si tu baiat de treaba o data in viata ta…acuma n-ai sa te apuci sa amendezi un pensionar…Dar tipul ne-a ignorat si a continuat sa scrie.
Atunci i-am zis ca-i prost crescut. Si ce crezi? S-a apucat sa scrie al doilea tichet si l-a asezat sub stergatorul parbrizului linga primul tichet. Asta m-a inervat si mai tare. Si am continuat sa-i spun cite mi-a venit mie la gura… si el a continuat sa scrie …Si din ce-l acuzam domnule, dintr-aia scria cu ciuda parca si cu si mai multa rivna.
Numai ca tocmai atunci a venit autobuzul nostru si a trebuit sa ne urcam in autobuz si sa ne ducem acasa, ca era deja tirziu... si nu stiu cum s-a terminat pina la urma…Eu si cu Mary ne straduim sa avem un pic de distractie in fiecare zi, ca la virsta noastra poti tare usor sa intri in depresie…

5 comments:

stefan said...

Politistul o fi crezut ca-i masina voastra! oare a anulat procesele? daca nu, tare vroiam sa-i vad fata prorietarului masinii, cand s-a intors la masina!

AICISIACUMACOLOCURAND said...

Nu e nicio gluma!De la anul nou 2012 politia da tichete pe rupte chiar aici in statul nostru.Uite ce am primit pe email de curand:
Important Notice: HUGE California Traffic Tickets Fines Effective 01/06/2012
Please be extremely careful in your driving and car registration & insurance matters. State of
California is broke and they are trying hard to squeeze all of us hard to collect money. Effective
immediately, if you do not stop at the red light, be ready to pay $436 in fines or if you pass a
school bus with flashing red signals, you will be charged $616. The state of California is going
for blood, so be extra careful in driving, You cannot afford messing with them. I have been
hearing that Highway Patrols are under pressure to issue a lot more tickets than last year with
at least 30% increase in fines over 2009, so beware of radar guns, highway and traffic cameras
installed everywhere and the tougher enforcement of parking rules.
Just for your info, the next time you park in the handicapped zone, even for a minute, you will
be looking at almost $ 1000 in parking tickets, so it'd better be worth it.
California needs money, so pay close attention to the rules of the road!
Traffic Ticket Fines (Effective 01/06/2012)
VC 12814.6 $214 Failure to obey license provisions.
VC 14600(A) $214 Failure to notify DMV of address change within 10 days
Note: The fine may be reduced with valid proof of correction.
VC 16028(A) $796 Failure to provide evidence of financial responsibility (insurance)
Note: This fine may be reduced with proof of insurance on or after the violation date.
VC 21453(A) $436 Failure to stop at a red signal.
VC 22349 $214 Unsafe speed, 1 to 15 miles over the limit.
VC 22350 $328 Unsafe speed, 16 to 25 miles over the limit.
VC 22450 $214 Failure to stop at a stop sign.
VC 22454(A) $616 Passing a school bus with flashing red signals.
VC 23123(A) $148 Driving while using a wireless phone not hands free, first offense.
VC 23123(B) $256 Driving while using a wireless phone not hands not free, each
subsequent offense.
VC 23123.5 $148 Driving while using a wireless device to send, read or write text.
VC 23124 $148 Minor driving while using a wireless phone.
VC 22500 $976 Parking in a bus loading area.
VC 22507(A) $976 Violation of disabled parking provisions, first offense.
VC 22507(B) $1876 Violation of disabled parking provisions, second offense.
VC 26708 $178 Unlawful material on vehicle windows.
VC 27150 $178 Adequate muffler required.
VC 27315 $148 Mandatory use of seat belts.
VC 27360 $436 Mandatory use of passenger child restraints.
Note: This fine may be reduced by completing a court authorized child seat diversion
program.
VC 27400 $178 Headsets or Earplugs covering both ears.
VC 27803 $178 Violation of motorcycle safety helmet requirements.
VC 34506 $616 Commercial Driver - Log book violation.
VC 4000 $256 No evidence of current registration.
Note: The fine may be reduced with valid proof of correction.
VC 4159 $178 Notify DMV of change of address within 10 days.
Note: The fine may be reduced with valid proof of correction.
VC 5200 $178 Proper display of license plates.
Note: The fine may be reduced with valid proof of correction.
VC 9400 $178 Commercial weight fees due.
Note: The fine may be reduced with valid proof of correction

cherie said...

S-a imbunatatit legislatia in vigoare!:)) Ca vad ca ti-a trimis o copie dupa niste reglementari in domeniu... :))

Rodica Botan said...

No cherie...Din cauza economiei au taiat mult din numarul politistilor si resursele guvernamentale sint asa de scazute ca au recurs la tichete ca sa tina politia in servici- astfel au scumpit tichetele pentru toate infractiunile de citculatie.Asta in California...si prblema este ca n California nu avem dezvoltat transportul in comun decit im marile metropole...s Francisco de pilda- si mersul pe jos este absolut imposibil, sau bicicleta...distantele sint de neinchipuit de mari...

AICISIACUMACOLOCURAND said...

Cherie ,eu am primit acest mesaj de la un prieten,nu de la politie
Dar chiar pot sa marturisesc caci am un fiu care a avut in luna trecuta 4 tichete desii nu bea nicodata,nu fumeaza ,nu ia droguri ,e om normal dar conduce mult si are serviciu in multe orase. Chiar in Modesto a luat un tichet din cele 4.S-a dus la tribunal ,le-a contestat ,le-a platit,a facut scoala de soferi de reciclare pe compiuter ,mai plateste inca,pentruca sumele sant enorme si a invatat sa conduca ff atent uitandu-se dupa politie .Nu e vitezoman dar daca a depasit viteza legala cu 2 mile, a si luat tichetul .Unul din ele a fost ca a folsit celularul direct fara gagetul acela care se pune la ureche .El e la un fel de dispecerat reparand statii de telfoane ,cabluri ,videocamere si compiutere si ia mesajele prin telefon.Asa ca eu realizez mai bine ce se intampla pe stazile nostre si cand conduc sant extrem de atenta,mai ales la politisti.
N-ar strica ca gluma scrisa de Rodica sa se intample cu adevarat in fiecare zi in parkinguri. Poate ar invata si politistii o lectie.
Adevarul este ca pensionarii mai si lucreaza, pensiile fiind mici sau sant bolnavi acasa si nu au chef de de plimbari fara rost. Daca ies din casa ii duc copii lor la doctor caci sant terminati. Aici oamenii ies la pensie la varste innaintate,cand nu mai sant buni de nimic si de multe ori nu mai traesc sa manance pensia.Trist dar adevarat!